Camel Toe vs. Moose Knuckle

why i want to loose weight...I feel like I have to remind myself:

I want to be healthy (contradiction considering my way of going about it? yes, but it sounds good)

Let's not kid ourselves about this world (unless you are blessed with a huge amount of self-confidence) this world is shallow and looks matter

Thin is in (ok maybe not so much anymore but I don't mind being outta style on this one)

Clothes look 10 million gazillion times better on a slim frame than a gigantic one

I'd rather have a camel toe than a moose knuckle