sorry guys (and the ones you're following) i'm like spamming your recently updated box
so yeah major b/p session in the happening. i don't even want to stop. i should my throat is screaming bloody murder but it's just a virgin scared of its second time. you know sex isn't perfect the first time (first few times or ever) either. so shut up bitch i will purgically rape you (i hope i offend no rape victims because in no way do i approve of that sick shit)
warning warning non-ed related could potentially bore your socks off since its about my kid
so i got super duper good news i got another day care spot at a closer day care that also does bilingual shit so the kids also learn english (which very beneficial since grandpa's german is going to teach my mini-me bad grammar, so let's keep it in his lingo although its very nice how hard he tries even if we've told him to speak english to her so she can learn it. the doc told me one language a person i chose german duh we're in germany tangent tangent sorry) plus i really like the way they feed the kids, they make everything themselves (even the bread), meat only once a week, and everything organic. i love it. i can't really afford organic food but i'm all about my kid eating healthy because honestly i don't want her to be an obese kid suffering because she ate wrong in her youth. also she doesn't have to be fully potty trained like at the other one because we are having a battle of the wills however we're getting there and this is going to sound kind of pathetic but i had to bribe her ass with food. yes it contradicts everything i said before about healthy non-obese kid but i got tired of her peeing on my floor and although i see nothing wrong with a deserved spanking i'm not going to beat my kid onto the potty. sorry she gets spankings for things like climbing on my glass table (it could shatter and impale and kill/maim/seriously hurt her), touching the stove while on (i have enough burn scars she doesn't need any), not for peeing on my floor that evokes a yelling banshee out of me because at some point its just enough. sorry for the parenting tangent but i'm happy about my luck with day care. which it really is full time at least until 6pm in the evening meaning i could get a real job somewhere not just a job that is for 2 hours. i could get a 9-5 woot woot...oh i'm celebrating i have to find one of those first huh? damn recession.
aww, no offense taken. It's a metaphor, and I understand that. The daycare sounds really cool! I'm sorry you're not feeling well.
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