ok so i'm scolding myself because
1. I have not posted in FOREVER
and
2. because i'm a fat glutton
I weighed myself at 75.5kg yesterday which is surprising because omg i've been the binge-monster come to life this past week and this week so far. anyway so since saturday night i've been feeling constipated and bloaty. in a bad way. sunday i couldn't even get up with out my whole lower body cramping up even peeing felt horrid. (i was not being the hostess with the mostest for my bestie, I bow down in apology (-_-) n(__)n) (TMI? i'm sorry but you know i like to keep it real lol) i'm still in pain. i haven't taken laxies in about 2 weeks so i don't know will 2 weeks of laxies do that to you? i don't know. well anyway monday i went to the pharmacy and told the lady i need some laxitives. this time it was for my actual ailment (ok weight loss is one too but you guys know what i mean) and she's like you just want something for one time that takes care of it quick, and i'm like yeah. so what do i get? oh the kind you stick up your butt. so i pushed it off all day but once mini me was in bed i went for it. it actually burned in my ass. worked immediatly and was no help at all. i'm not fucking with them any more. it's like giving my ass a temporary std. so yeah to this day i am still suffering and i've been eating like a pig thinking maybe if i put something in the top it'll like push that shit out. but no didn't work. so i'm not getting on the scale until this issue has been resolved.
so now i'm done with gorging my already bloaty constipated (hopefully no intestinal infection) ass. Starting tomorrow I'm doing the potatoe diet. Nothing but potatoes, seasonings, teas and MAYBE water. I loathe water I don't like the taste. don't come at me with the it has no taste. yes that fucker does have taste and me no likey. however i go through phases where i'm loving the H2O and where i'm hating it. i'm hoping for a loving it kinda vibe. i don't know how long i'm going to do it because if i say i'm doing it for a week i'll only do it tomorrow morning. i have to trick myself into thinking there are no rules. i've been feeling very anti-authority lately.
yeah so some of you may be hoping for update on the crazy party night. well at the club it was fun dancing and drinking until the blackouts. my friend told me i disappeared for an hour and a half and until last wednesday it was a complete mystery. because i sure as hell didn't (still don't) remember what happened. well anyway i get a call wednesday on my cell and the dude is like yeah did you lose your id. i'm like idk are you trying to get in touch with my friend (i'm thinking it's one of her friends who got my number because her phone had died). well anyway turns out i was the one. i was like i don't know i haven't needed it since then. he was like well you left it in my car. i'm like what when did that happen. he's like do you always get in cars with strange men. i'm like not normally i was pretty drunk quite a few black outs. he was like yeah we rode around in my car for like an hour and a half. *DING*DING*DING* missing hour and a half has returned not in my memory but we now know what happened. well needless to say thursday he drove all the way from the next city over (about 40 mins since it was evening) just to drop it off to me. yeah pretty cool. turns out i told him my life story and promised to cook for him. akward. well doesn't matter my friend was there at least. i don't plan on having any more contact with this guy because he's not my type. so if he wants to meet up hang out he's got my number. i don't call people. and that's not to sound stuck up but i really don't call people. i only call my mother, my besty and when i'm feeling really talkative my grandparents. oh yeah and i asked guy and there was apparently no sex. i don't think he would have lied about it, he seems like the guy who thinks that with stories like that sharing is caring.
enough on that
mini me finally has day care starting tomorrow we're going for short periods of time to get her used to it. i don't know how long that goes and then next year she'll go full time. can you believe how fast this year has gone by? this was supposed to be my year to get shit started and i guess i did. but wait where is my prince charming? where's the guy who'll hold me everynight? i guess 2010 into 2011 no kiss for me once again. it's ok it's not the end of the year quite yet.
ok sorry for the jumble of info but i really felt the need to share.
here's to me being strong on the potatoe diet
STAY STRONG
MUAH
oh and one new follower...THANK YOU
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