A letter

Dear Food,
I think it's time me and you end this relationship.
I appreciate all the fun moments you've given me. The sensations on my tongue, and going down my throat. Seriously there was a time where I truly enjoyed you. I loved you I worshiped you, I'd do anything to be with you. However lately all you've caused me is pain. I'm tired of feeling guilty, I'm tired of all the fat you've given me. I know you meant well in your own selfish way. You just wanted to be consumed and experienced. I can't get myself to love you anymore, all I can do is hate. I can't enjoy you no matter how tasty you are. The last straw is this lower intestinal pain I've had for the past week. You whispered sweet nothings of feeling better but consuming you has made it even worse. I might come back to you on occasions but know this, we are over. All you'll ever be is a booty call, a cut friend, something I'll come to only in times of dire need. I can't say I won't fall for your sweet, salty, spicy, sour, juicy seductions ever again but I will fight you. Just know it's me not you. You have plenty of other connoisseurs, you won't be lonely there's enough obesity in this world.
I hate you.
Sincerely,
Dylphe


in other news another follower wow it's been a record weekend. I feel so honored thank you soooo much. And as I always offer to everyone follower or not, if you want a whore out on my blog just let me know. Post a comment shoot me an e-mail, whatever works for you.
Love you guys.
Here's to hoping no more binging, I finished off all the binge foods in my house (followed by purging of course which I didn't get all of it out thanks to the pain in my lower abdomen). I won't be seduced. I plan on feeling superior to all the chunk-monkeys out there who don't give a damn and don't try.
I drank more than a gallon in liquids today, I only peed twice. Yeah you read right twice. And it was pathetic. I am so bloated. I think I'll have to invest in some laxitives and water pills if my stomach stays in so much pain. It's been a week already what's really going on? Ugh I wish I was a spirit or ghost and those things just didn't concern me....
Stay Strong
MUAH